{ see also: the Karkat Vantas guide to insults (and slander) }TG: that shits hella weird man
TG: rare like some kind of nasty endangered frog
TG: something jade and her freaky grandpa would get wet over the chance to hold
TG: all spitting and slimy as fuck and cyber-goth green
TG: it knows its special
TG: it flaunts its snowflake-grade quality by sticking its goddamn tongue in your face
TG: and then going all valentine’s day massacre on a bunch of flies or some shit right before your eyes
TG: acting all adorable as fuck and freaky as hell the whole time
TG: shits odd bro
TG: odd like you wouldnt fucking believe
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